"This doesn't have anything to do with me tripping, it has to do with you thinking that sleeping in the middle of the road is a good idea." Because really, who argued this hard against something more comfortable? Chivy would've loved to get an offer of somewhere soft the few times he'd had to resort to sleeping outdoors. "I'd like to think somebody'd make me go sleep somewhere else if they found me sleeping on the sidewalk. Don't tell me you're one of those people who refuses to take help if it's not their idea."