"Before you start playing, whoever's dealer tells the new people that there are five rules. And that's all you get to know." Chivy started separating the deck into suits, wanting to see which card was missing. "It's like Crazy Eights, though, you just play off the suit or the number that's down. But there're five wildcard rules every round. To start with, you have to say 'Spade' any time you play a spade, apologize if you play an Ace, nines are wild, twos are like reverses in Uno, and you have to say 'have a nice day' when you play a seven." It wasn't one of the diamonds... "If you break a rule, you have to draw a card, and if you say anything while you're playing you have to draw a card."