About. Fuckin'. Time. Geeeeez, I've been around for how long now?

Ah, this is great! I can finally talk to people! On my own time! ... Well, sort of on my own time. Hell, you know what I mean. Whatever.

[Eithan is practically vibrating in place - he'd bounce, but that's probably not a very masculine thing to do, so he's not going to. But the sentiment is there.]

Man. I don't even know what to do first!

((OoC: Voice "test"! ♥ Please talk to him? Character or 'player, doesn't matter.))