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[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

I've been around here for who only knows how long and I'm still finding out new things.

Right now, I'm looking for a show of hands. Ben-the-lawyer is under the impression that vampires and werewolves are pretty much old hat. Now, I've lived through Magog attacks and Nietzschean raids, but I've never met anything claiming to turn into a fuzzy thing when the moon shines right. Besides, what do you do if you're caught off planet? Whoops, the blue moon threw off my month, better luck next time?

That's not to say I don't believe him, some of you are weird enough that I'm pretty sure I'd believe someone who showed up claiming to be the King himself at this point. I'm just saying, it all sounds really out there.

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[warbeauty.livejournal.com]

I'm of the opinion that the vampires aren't nearly as weird as the talking creatures.

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

What kind of creatures are we talking about?

[warbeauty.livejournal.com]

[She takes a deep breath, shifts her weight a bit, and ticks off a finger for each item in her list of oddities:] I've seen speaking frogs, beast-looking things that speak only their name or syllables that make up their name, a purple-colored monster that was capable of possessing a small boy...

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

So up until that last one, it wasn't sounding that bad. Purple possessing monster, huh? Doesn't have any relation to a purple people eater, does it?

[warbeauty.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a distant nephew. He acted like an energetic little child. Rather trigger-happy, too.

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

I think I'm glad we didn't meet. You see anything else worth the weird label?

[warbeauty.livejournal.com]

My friends suddenly developed strange... abilities. Does that count? [She conveniently won't mention her own. For now. ♥]