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[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

I've been around here for who only knows how long and I'm still finding out new things.

Right now, I'm looking for a show of hands. Ben-the-lawyer is under the impression that vampires and werewolves are pretty much old hat. Now, I've lived through Magog attacks and Nietzschean raids, but I've never met anything claiming to turn into a fuzzy thing when the moon shines right. Besides, what do you do if you're caught off planet? Whoops, the blue moon threw off my month, better luck next time?

That's not to say I don't believe him, some of you are weird enough that I'm pretty sure I'd believe someone who showed up claiming to be the King himself at this point. I'm just saying, it all sounds really out there.

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[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

Elvis is the King and the King.. has left the building. [He couldn't resist.]

Yeah, no, you definitely don't want to know. I wish I didn't know. Heck, I could do with forgetting about Nietzscheans, too.

[thesanebishop.livejournal.com]

Right. Should have caught that, but was too busy trying to find a way out of... whatever this is. [He shakes his head.]

And if these Nietzscheans follow the teachings of the philosopher by the same name, yeah, I'd stay away.

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

Don't let Tyr hear you say that, he'd probably want to show off his bonespurs.

You new around here?

[thesanebishop.livejournal.com]

That sounds pleasant.

New? Oh, no, I don't intend to stay. Merely passing through. Unwillingly.

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard that before. You should probably just get used to it.

[thesanebishop.livejournal.com]

Get used to this? ... Right, see, that usually comes before something that ends up as a very bad idea. Believe me, I'd know at this point.