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[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[There is a soapbox in the middle of the headspace. Said soapbox has a spotlight shining on it. It is begging to be used, for someone to get up there with something to say... And who better to make a speech than Kuhn, right? Right.

There he stands, shuffling through a few sheets of paper... and then, he clears his throat.]

Dearest Duchess:

It has come to our attention that you have not been doing much lately. You claim to not have time, and yet you're not really doing anything that important. Yeah, what's up with that, anyway? Anyway. As a coll--... [squints at the paper] collegiate? coll--... Collective! Geez, Natsuo, your handwriting is terrible.

Shut up! Just read it!

.... As a collective, we want you to realize that there is, indeed, time for you to let us talk to people. [Aaaaand, now the paper goes completely ignored.] And while we're at it? We've seriously got to talk about this lack of approachable women around here.

Wha--?!

..... Neeeh, seriously?

It's like they're all out to get me. And not in the way I want, if you know what I mean. Every time I turn around, someone has a blade at my throat. Or a lightning bolt ready to blow. Oh, hey, let's not forget the one with guns. That's... ... well, it's pretty hot, I'll admit. But at the same time? Noooot really too keen on dying. You know what I'm saying?

Kuuuhn!!! Quit being stupid!! [Tugs on Hikaru's sleeve] Make him quit being stupid!!

Me? You're the one who decided he should do this.

What is going on here? [sees Kuhn on the soapbox] ... ... Who let him start talking?

[Hikaru and Natsuo point at each other]

.... Forget I asked. [pulls out a cigarette]

This is why I wrote it down! Don't just add stuff! That's not the point!! ... Boo...

I think that just about covers it. Oh, except... can you call off the suicidal one? You know, with the detonation switch? He's pretty scary. [Bows] Thank you!

.... At least he stopped talking?

[Brb sulking]

((OoC: Natsuo and Hikaru decided to write a speech. Kuhn took it over. And Kougaiji Just has all the bad luck. ... ::Sweatdrop:: ))

Comments

[devilish-tricks.livejournal.com]

... You're really weird.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Really? What did I do this time?

[devilish-tricks.livejournal.com]

Was that... necessary?

[painlessfighter]

[still whiniiiing!]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Aww, relax, Natsuo! I still got the point across, didn't I?

[still_sitting]

Amen, man. Why do they all have to be so hostile? It's pretty disappointing.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying! Don't get me wrong, I love 'em with a bit of attitude! But a little bit goes a long way, and it's really just too much to handle sometimes.

[spaceobsession.livejournal.com]

You seem to have left off having your skull beaten inward. Allow me to demonstrate.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Aheh, uh... That... that won't be necessary, gorgeous. I rather like my skull in place, you see...

[daluci.livejournal.com]

Bet that was just an excuse to use a lot of tags.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Who's using what now?

[millenia]

afsld;jak no that was obnoxious. >>;;

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Detonation switch?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The... youngest-looking and acting of the three. You know, the stiff one? Never gets out much? Always pissy? Reminds me of a certain silver-haired, black-clad wonderboy?

[alexandriasrose.livejournal.com]

Perhaps if you weren't such a fool we would see no reason to treat you as one.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Why so harsh, beautiful? I have no desire to fight, or cause a scene...

[d-sire.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you should just try harder.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

That's what they always say, but believe me, I'm trying as hard as I can without getting burned too badly. You don't know these ladies. They're crazy.

[oilyhands.livejournal.com]

Women and boredom? Really?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Two very problematic things. At least the former has a positive side to it.

[seamuszharper.livejournal.com]

Finally, there's somebody who's talking some sense! What's a guy got to do to find a girl worth talking to around here, anyway?

[buttonsnbaubles.livejournal.com]

It won't happen. You should stop trying.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Apparently, he's got to keep his head down. That's not really my style, though, so I have a better solution: More women! Hey, odds are, one of them will be significantly less likely to rip out my spine and beat me with it.

[silence-melody.livejournal.com]

. . .

I think you would've been better off keeping with the script.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

I think it was too simple, personally.