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[There is a soapbox in the middle of the headspace. Said soapbox has a spotlight shining on it. It is begging to be used, for someone to get up there with something to say... And who better to make a speech than Kuhn, right? Right.

There he stands, shuffling through a few sheets of paper... and then, he clears his throat.]

Dearest Duchess:

It has come to our attention that you have not been doing much lately. You claim to not have time, and yet you're not really doing anything that important. Yeah, what's up with that, anyway? Anyway. As a coll--... [squints at the paper] collegiate? coll--... Collective! Geez, Natsuo, your handwriting is terrible.

Shut up! Just read it!

.... As a collective, we want you to realize that there is, indeed, time for you to let us talk to people. [Aaaaand, now the paper goes completely ignored.] And while we're at it? We've seriously got to talk about this lack of approachable women around here.

Wha--?!

..... Neeeh, seriously?

It's like they're all out to get me. And not in the way I want, if you know what I mean. Every time I turn around, someone has a blade at my throat. Or a lightning bolt ready to blow. Oh, hey, let's not forget the one with guns. That's... ... well, it's pretty hot, I'll admit. But at the same time? Noooot really too keen on dying. You know what I'm saying?

Kuuuhn!!! Quit being stupid!! [Tugs on Hikaru's sleeve] Make him quit being stupid!!

Me? You're the one who decided he should do this.

What is going on here? [sees Kuhn on the soapbox] ... ... Who let him start talking?

[Hikaru and Natsuo point at each other]

.... Forget I asked. [pulls out a cigarette]

This is why I wrote it down! Don't just add stuff! That's not the point!! ... Boo...

I think that just about covers it. Oh, except... can you call off the suicidal one? You know, with the detonation switch? He's pretty scary. [Bows] Thank you!

.... At least he stopped talking?

[Brb sulking]

((OoC: Natsuo and Hikaru decided to write a speech. Kuhn took it over. And Kougaiji Just has all the bad luck. ... ::Sweatdrop:: ))

Comments

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Detonation switch?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The... youngest-looking and acting of the three. You know, the stiff one? Never gets out much? Always pissy? Reminds me of a certain silver-haired, black-clad wonderboy?

[second2one.livejournal.com]

What's he doing?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Being pissy and waving guns in my face.

Not that this is any different than usual, mind. I just felt the need to bring it up now while I had the floor, yeah?

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't anything different from usual.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

He seriously do that a lot?

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Threaten to kill people? It's pretty much par for the course.

[maxwellian.livejournal.com]

He's not— ... okay, maybe he can be that bad. Mine's not that bad any more.

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Yours isn't. The other one is, especially since #3 is MIA.

[maxwellian.livejournal.com]

He isn't MIA, though, just quiet. And it's not really his fault. Did you hear about that castle thing?

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Might have counted for an excuse, say, a month ago. It's been how long and he's still acting like somebody kicked his puppy? That's just stupid.

[maxwellian.livejournal.com]

Not my fault, go yell at him. I'm just saying, he has reasons.

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. If I'm ever that hard to force into listening, please just kick me.

[maxwellian.livejournal.com]

Kicking I can do. I've got a feeling somebody else'll beat me to it, though.

[second2one.livejournal.com]

As long as somebody does it, I don't care who gets there first.

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[silenteden.livejournal.com]

...

He's not allowed to meet Haseo, then. Ever.

[second2one.livejournal.com]

Who's Haseo?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Eeeh. He's a great guy, but way too harsh. Mean streak a mile wide. But hey, we all know that deep down, somewhere, he's got a good heart. He pretty much saved The World, and all that, you know? But that's no license to scowl all the time.

[second2one.livejournal.com]

There isn't a good reason to scowl all the time.

Sounds like a Hee— [ahem] hero complex to me~

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I keep telling him, he just needs to smile more. He'd have it made.

Ahaaa, nice almost-pun there, my man.