Wind and Storm

[There is a soapbox in the middle of the headspace. Said soapbox has a spotlight shining on it. It is begging to be used, for someone to get up there with something to say... And who better to make a speech than Kuhn, right? Right.

There he stands, shuffling through a few sheets of paper... and then, he clears his throat.]

Dearest Duchess:

It has come to our attention that you have not been doing much lately. You claim to not have time, and yet you're not really doing anything that important. Yeah, what's up with that, anyway? Anyway. As a coll--... [squints at the paper] collegiate? coll--... Collective! Geez, Natsuo, your handwriting is terrible.

Shut up! Just read it!

.... As a collective, we want you to realize that there is, indeed, time for you to let us talk to people. [Aaaaand, now the paper goes completely ignored.] And while we're at it? We've seriously got to talk about this lack of approachable women around here.

Wha--?!

..... Neeeh, seriously?

It's like they're all out to get me. And not in the way I want, if you know what I mean. Every time I turn around, someone has a blade at my throat. Or a lightning bolt ready to blow. Oh, hey, let's not forget the one with guns. That's... ... well, it's pretty hot, I'll admit. But at the same time? Noooot really too keen on dying. You know what I'm saying?

Kuuuhn!!! Quit being stupid!! [Tugs on Hikaru's sleeve] Make him quit being stupid!!

Me? You're the one who decided he should do this.

What is going on here? [sees Kuhn on the soapbox] ... ... Who let him start talking?

[Hikaru and Natsuo point at each other]

.... Forget I asked. [pulls out a cigarette]

This is why I wrote it down! Don't just add stuff! That's not the point!! ... Boo...

I think that just about covers it. Oh, except... can you call off the suicidal one? You know, with the detonation switch? He's pretty scary. [Bows] Thank you!

.... At least he stopped talking?

[Brb sulking]

((OoC: Natsuo and Hikaru decided to write a speech. Kuhn took it over. And Kougaiji Just has all the bad luck. ... ::Sweatdrop:: ))